Finally resurrected my 1976 Porsche 911 Carrera 3.0 today. As I walked around the car while it warmed up on tickover, I noticed the road tax had run out in July 2011, so it had been parked up for more than four years. On the upside, it is now tax exempt.
Cranking the Carrera 3.0 back to life was easy enough. I had charged the new Odyssey battery up to full strength over a couple of days, swapped the terminals over from the old battery and then stuck the new one into the car, reconnecting the various positive feeds to who knows what (long time since I did all this stuff). Dropping the negative terminal on and reconnecting the battery disconnect made it ready to go.
Ignition on, fuel pump buzz, key turn, oil pressure light off. Then key off and turn – it started on the second attempt and soon filled the garage with smoke. Trying to drive it outside was an issue, as the clutch had seized on. Not ideal. I knocked it off and tried working the clutch a bit but nothing would free it. Cranking it out on the starter in first, the car started and took off for the bins. Brakes wouldn’t stop it on gravel, so I quickly knocked the key off and avoided a crash into the bins and my big trailer.
I rocked it backwards and forwards a bit in gear, wound it backwards on the starter, wound it forwards again, there was a burst of revs and the clutch was free. Saved me having to do anything brutal with a tow rope! Now the car was ready to turn a wheel, I put Ted in the 911 and took it for a quick spin around the village checking for seized brakes. All seems OK: I will book it for an MOT this week and we’ll see what it needs to pass the test and get back out there. Here’s some video:
As my small car collection lay mostly unused last year, I made “use it or lose it” my car motto for 2016. The little 1981 Porsche 924 Turbo has enjoyed a lot of attention so far this year (spent another full day on it yesterday), but this morning I finally pushed the 1976 911 Carrera 3.0 out of its corner and took a good look at it after a few years unused.
Porsche Paint Microblistering
I discovered some microblistering in the paint last year, caused by using a car cover (genuine Porsche Tequipment) in a relatively damp environment, so I expected to find a bit more on the other side closest to the wall. Turns out I underestimated the amount as that entire rear quarter panel is covered in tiny blisters – the car will definitely need a repaint. I am sort of OK with it as it will give Robert at Racing Restorations a chance to repair some other panel stuff I have never been happy with. It won’t happen this year, but I’ll have a budget for it in 2017.
The main aim at the minute is to fire the engine up and get it ready for an MOT sometime in April. Advice from Anthony at Tuthills is to pull the spark plugs out, crank the engine until the oil is up to pressure, then put the plugs back in and fire it up. I need a decent battery for that and my compact Odyssey PC680 battery is totally shot so I have a new one to fit. To fit the new unit, first I had to get the old one out.
Porsche 911 Battery in Smuggler’s Box (not RHD)
This little Odyssey lives in the smuggler’s box held secure in a tidy aluminium mount. I fitted this as a younger, more flexible person, so my 48 year-old self had a good curse at that idiot while trying to get this all out single-handedly. Whatever possessed me to stick it down here I do not know! Funny how it all changes in ten years. Anyway, half an hour later I had it out and in the boot of the Cayenne. I have a new Odyssey battery here so will stick it on the charger overnight and fit it later in the week.
A quick look at the battery showed my pretty aggressive boost charging of it last year to try and start the car had done the battery no favours: the centre is totally distorted. No big loss as it was not responding to a charger by then anyway, but it shows how little tolerance for misbehaviour these things have.
I do like the lightweight battery ethos in this lightweight 911, but am going to have to be more regimented about using a maintenance charger on it. Not leaving the car sitting around for years would probably also be a good idea. My nice bright damp-free new garage at home will help!
Official UK Porsche dealer, Porsche Centre Bolton has lost a court battle with the aggrieved would-be buyer of a Porsche 911 GT3 RS 4.0 who was gazumped by the dealership following confirmation of order.
Portrayed in a slightly frantic local press report as a duped and dispossessed pensioner (the buyer may not be entirely delighted about this), local enthusiast and classic car restorer Kevin Hughes (67) put a £10,000 deposit down on a 997 GT3 RS 4.0 back in March 2011 and was emailed by the sales department to say “I can confirm that you will get the first one from Porsche Centre Bolton if we get one, which I am very confident that we will”.
Some time later, OPC Bolton told Mr Hughes that they had actually not received any 4-litres, and returned his deposit. When Mr Hughes discovered that they had in fact been allocated a 4-litre RS but had secretly sold it to someone else, the shit hit the fan and Hughes commenced proceedings against OPC Bolton’s owners, Pendragon Sabre Ltd.
The deposit was paid in March 2011, but the case has only just come to court. This tells you that the legal costs are not insignificant. The court ruled that OPC Bolton had lied, found in favour of Hughes and awarded him £35,000 in damages, which was said to be the current value of a RHD 4-litre minus the original cost new. They also awarded costs, so Pendragon will have to pay Hughes’ legal bills as well as its own.
“Plain as a pikestaff” is how the judge described the binding contract between Mr Hughes and OPC Bolton. By paying a deposit up front, Kevin Hughes had done more than just expressed a passing interest and the sales team had promised him the first car in writing. The secret sale behind Hughes’ back of the one car which the dealership received was therefore a clear breach of contract, according to the judge.
Given that RHD 4-litres are fetching far more than £170k to collectors, I think Pendragon has got away lightly. Thanks to a decade valuing cars for a living and now running my UK Porsche insurance valuations service, I get called in to legal disputes as an expert every once in a while. Hughes’ legal team should have googled a values expert for this one: their client might be a hundred grand better off now.
An old friend of mine works at OPC Bolton. I’m sure there are two sides to the story – maybe one day I will hear the rival viewpoint – but it seems to have looked pretty cut and dried to the judge.
Porsche is currently hosting the press launch for its newest 911: the 991 Turbo S. The event is being held at Kyalami Circuit in Johannesburg, South Africa, but more of that later. The car will apparently outrun a 918 Spyder from 50-75 mph (count 1.8 seconds in the Turbo), but some reviews seem to suggest that the £150,000 991 Turbo S is just not special enough.
These days, we do not have to wait until the earliest print date for journalists’ first impressions of a new car: reviews are online by lunch in the era where web content is king. The verdict seems to be that the Turbo S is unbelievably fast but it’s not as special as similarly-priced alternatives. Unless you are a Porsche nut, in which case it’s the hottest Turbo yet and therefore must be owned.
The Turbo S produces 572bhp at 6,750rpm. Peak torque of 553lb/ft runs from 2250 to 4k rpm. PDK is the only transmission on offer, which all the Turbo S owners I know will be quite satisfied with. Who needs a manual option confusing future values/residuals? That’s what the 991 GT2 will be for.
How much faster a GT2 manual might be is anyone’s guess. Official 0-60 time for the Porsche 991 Turbo S PDK is 2.9 seconds, but engineers claim that they can fling it to sixty in 2.6 seconds under optimum conditions. Top speed is 205 mph: this thing is unmercifully fast.
Porsche 991 Turbo S Magazine Reviews
Greg Kable’s Porsche 991 Turbo S review on Autocar is perhaps the most enthusiastic summary available for now, and reads like Greg had a day in the car while other journos made do with just a few laps. “[The 991 Turbo S] represents a significant step in terms of dynamic prowess and ability to entertain. While a lot about the facelifted 911 Turbo S remains the same, its intrinsic character has evolved, making it more memorable to drive than ever.”
Dan Prosser is rather more restrained in his review of the Porsche 991 Turbo S for Evo Magazine. “Given that the revisions are quite subtle, the 911 Turbo S’s overall proposition remains the same – for everyday usability, and for those buyers who require two small rear seats, it’s in a class of one. The similarly priced McLaren 570S has the more engaging chassis, while the Audi R8 V10+ has a massively more exciting drivetrain.”
Reviewing the Porsche 991 Turbo S for CompleteCar.ie, Kyle Fortune gives the car four out of five overall, noting: “If the engine’s lacking in any area it’s in the aural department. That remoteness is present in the steering too, which, while undeniably accurate, lacks the weighting and feel that’s present even in the four-wheel drive 911 Carreras.”
Porsche at Kyalami Circuit
Perhaps I missed something, as I haven’t been paying that much attention, but I think this is the first time Porsche has used Kyalami in anger since Porsche’s SA representatives bought Kyalami Circuit at auction a year or so ago. The pics I’ve seen suggest the place has been well and truly spruced up. It seemed obvious to me at the time that Germany might have had a hand in the purchase, as Kyalami is a perfect spot for car launches during the cold months of a European winter. Nice to see that prediction has come true: there’s a first time for everything.
Porsche has announced worldwide sales of 225,000 cars during 2015, beating the previous year’s all-time record by just under twenty percent. As with all Porsche sales releases, the opening gambit is that Porsche continues to “focus completely on building highly emotional sports cars” before confirming the Macan SUV as the biggest seller, with the Cayenne SUV in a close second place.
“The figures reflect the pulling power of our brand as well as the appeal of our products which we have launched on the market in the past few years,” says Dr. Oliver Blume, Porsche CEO, who then says that sales are not the primary measure of Porsche’s success. “What is much more important for us are customer enthusiasm, return on sales and secure jobs.”
Last year’s most enthusiastic customers were in China, where 58,000 car buyers committed to a new vehicle bearing the Porsche badge. China outperformed the USA by some 6,500 deals: the country was up 24% year-on-year, while America managed a 10% rise in the same period. Germany accounted for nearly 29,000 cars all on its own, part of a 24% rise in European sales.
Prolific Porsche Production
Think about 225,000 new Porsches hitting the roads in 2015. Add at least the same again in 2016 and the 190,000 cars Porsche delivered in 2014: a total of almost 650,000 cars sold in thirty-six months. Consider the brand’s future as part of the wider Volkswagen group strategy to rationalise its products and implement billions of Euros in platform sharing economies, driving higher unit margins as it regains market share and ask yourself just how long that historic badge can stay any way exclusive.
Porsche sold 32,000 911s in 2015: up 4% on 2014. Boxster/Cayman recorded a mere 1% increase. The 911 may go racing, but how long can the brand credibly claim that its primary business is sports car manufacture when five of every six cars on Porsche delivery trucks has three rear seat belts? When does the sports car connection lose relevance?
Do sports car buyers want Porsches?
Assuming sports cars still have a place in the world, has Porsche got what sports car buyers want? The cheapest Porsche sports car is a basic Boxster, with UK prices starting at £39,500 for a car without options. Porsche has reportedly abandoned plans to build a baby Boxster so there is no sign of a modern day 914. The decision has to be connected to brand strategy, as no doubt there is a market for a smaller Porsche roadster priced circa £30k and development would not cost a fortune. It is hard to believe that a compact roadster product line would have as negative an affect on long term 911 sales as 200,000 Audi-derived Porsche SUVs rolling off the lines every twelve months.
I enjoyed driving a fully loaded (Volkswagen Group) Seat Ibiza 1.2 TSI for two weeks in Spain last month. The driving position was perfect, controls all very slick and, try as I might, I could not get the sporty turbocharged hatchback to drink fuel at scary mpg. Put the same chassis & drivetrain in a roadster chassis with a sensible price tag and you have a capable MX5 competitor.
Whereas independent Porsche might have gone down the baby Boxster route, no one at Volkswagen is going to endorse a turbocharged 1.2-litre Porsche sports car. So buyers are left with the choice of spending £40k for the most basic Boxster versus MX5s starting at less than £20k. The Boxster has build quality in its favour, but the fun-to-drive Mazda is also well built and the latest model has just been lightened by more than 100 kilograms as part of a push for market dominance. A Seat Turbo roadster might take the fight to Mazda, but upmarket Porsche can’t attack the MX.
911: overpriced and overplastic
Over Christmas, I visited Porsche’s 991 online configurator and ended up with an orange 911 Carrera costing £85k with a reasonable but not excessive spec. Bearing previous 991 drives in mind and imagining the likelihood of ordering an £85k Carrera had I the means to do so, I couldn’t envision an enduring sense of occasion with a new VW-diluted 991 parked on the driveway.
Road testers rave about the latest 911, but how many of them will ever buy one brand new? And how much weight does press opinion truly carry in real-world buying decisions? Ownership costs have to make sense, as does brand positioning. Most new car buyers have no interest in WEC or motorsport activities, so much brand perception comes down to what people see on the roads. When mass public consciousness of Porsche’s place in the world can be summed up as a volume manufacturer of expensive SUVs, it is hard to see overwhelming positives for the sports car lines. I’m not saying they’re doomed, but there has to be a downside.
RIP David Bowie
David Bowie died this morning, so BBC 6 Music has been celebrating his remarkable impact all day. I once read an interview where Bowie spoke about meeting some kids who congratulated him on a passable cover version of Nirvana’s “Man who Sold the World”. “Fuck off you little tossers,” smiled Bowie, who wrote the song in 1970 but ended up reminding audiences of this when he performed it, after Nirvana’s cover became the more well known version amongst a new generation. Don’t mess with legends without doing your homework.
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